What Happened to my Glasses?

On November 7, 2013, in Crazy Stuff, Mom, by Jennifer McPherson

They are broken.

Not broken like bent and I can jimmy them back into place… Broken like totally smashed and one whole lens is shattered, kind of broken.


Who did this?

Last night just before bed I put my glasses on the TV stand upstairs in my bedroom.  My glasses were discovered downstairs this morning by my husband in front of the sliding glass door, they were shattered.

Ovbiously there is a sneaky robber who loves messing with people by breaking into their homes, stealing nothing and breaking their glasses just to be a total asshole. Ok, that may be a little far-fetched.

That leaves only one other thing…



I know it was him. He was pissed at me because last night he was honeying up to me as I was trying to fall asleep and I threw him off my bed. I can totally see him carrying my glasses downstairs, climbing on top of the highest cabinet then dropping my glasses just to seek revenge. I am posting an ad in the paper.


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2 Responses to What Happened to my Glasses?

  1. Michelle says:

    LOL! I just wrote a post not too long ago on how to tell if your cat loves you! We have 4 and they do the most bizarre things. I have one that licks my hand every night as she goes to sleep. But that doesn’t bother me as much as the “gifts.”

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