Tonight Ann Marie got in trouble for deliberately disobeying daddy. She was crying in time out, crushed that the apple of her eye could possibly ever be mad at her. When she was being released for now compliant behavior the following conversation happened:
Daddy: Ann Marie, you cannot disobey me.
Ann Marie (through giant crocodile tears): OK Daddy
Knight: Daddy if you wouldn’t pick us up early at church we wouldn’t learn to disobey you and God.